To: Barack H. Obama, President of the United States
From: One of your many liberal Zionist advisors
In your address on the Middle East tomorrow, you will be, of course, using teleprompters. Be very careful that you don't let your eyes wander from the screens, or you may quickly find yourself off message.
For example, where you say,
"We applaud the armed resistance of those under attack" make sure you continue, "in Libya", and not "in the Occupied Territories."
And where you say,
"We welcome the unarmed protest of people yearning for freedom," finish "in Tahrir Square" and not "in Bil'in".
Be sure that where you refer to, "the Arab democratic awakening that has spread throughout Middle East countries, like Egypt, Libya, Syria, etc." you don't include "Palestine" in the list.
When speaking of the Arab world, praise civil society. When speaking of the Palestinian territories, praise Mahmoud Abbas and Salim Fayyad.
Don't mixup "viable" and "secure" when referring to the Palestinian and Israeli states, respectively.
And above all, remember to call upon the Palestinians to eschew terrorism and to emulate the unarmed protests in Ni'ilin, Nabi Saleh, Sheikh Jarrah, Silwan, and all those other places in the Middle East somewhere.
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